"Women love kissing. Men don’t give a shit about kissing. We kiss y’all because we like ya. We don’t give a fuck about kissing. We used to like kissing…when we were in our early teens. Then someone sucked our dick. And then, ‘What’s this kissing thing? Why am kissing this person? Why would I ride on the swings when I’ve already been to Disneyland?"
Jim Jefferies (via fuckyeahjimjefferies)